We won’t be stalking you and your internet habits, but our cookies might.  Not the kind of cookies you eat, sorry.  By being on this website, that’s ok with you.

Truth? We don’t even know how to use cookies and certainly don’t know who does. So just use this site, you know, to use it and don’t worry?

We’re not the NSA.  I’m sure they’re watching.  If you’re watching and reading this NSA peeps- you won’t find any dirt here.  Unless you count the dirt in Alaska.  It’s dirty there.